Breaking News!

Breaking news: Evelyn Rose has not one, but two feet! This new development was met with wide-eyed surprise followed by ecstatic squealing and clutching of both the right foot and the newly discovered left foot. The novelty of her find has not worn off and, upon laying on her back, she immediately throws all four limbs into the air and grasps her feet with a maniacal grin on her face. This poses many complications when it comes to changing Evi’s clothing or diapers. According to Evi’s mother, “it’s like prying apart a smiling, upturned turtle. But backwards. What?” Evelyn’s mother is obviously still processing this advanced and shocking developmental progress. We intend to follow this story closely as new information becomes available.